Sandwich Peeves

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I don't know if I'm the only one with weird sandwich layering hangups, but this is how it's gotta be. If not, I will straight up take the sandwich apart and rearrange it before I can enjoy it.



If the sandwich is cold (top to bottom):
Condiments (No Mayo!)
Cold stuff (like lettuce, pickles, etc...)
Meat
Cheese


If the sandwich is hot (top to bottom):
Cold Stuff
Condiments
Cheese
Meat

So help me god if someone puts lettuce, pickles, and other cold stuff on the bottom of a sandwich, hot or cold. Either way, flip a sandwich around and see what you want to hit your tongue first. It really changes the whole sandwich-eating experience.